I have a cheese abuse problem. The other day I opened the refrigerator to find six or seven wrapped blocks of cheese. I also found two rounds of fresh goat cheese that I had no recollection of buying. I thought I was going nuts until I asked my brother where they came from and it turned out his friend had brought it over. Okay good, I’m not losing it. My brother really missed an opportunity to start gaslighting me. You can get me next time I buy an unreasonable amount of some food item, bro. But for now, what will I do with all this cheese?
…eat it, of course, but the real question is: how?
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